By the time you read this, the first game will have already been rained off for no apparent reason.
Yes folks the season is upon us and my very intrusive digital camera will soon be making an appearance catching you all in all your glory (or in some cases not so glorious) so beware!
So what news do I bring you this month.
Contents
1. AGM
2. New Scoreboard
3. April Pictorials
4. The unofficial Ladies
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5. and Finally
As you will see from the home page on the website we have elected the officers for the coming year and we welcomed a new vice president, Mark Doherty who has joined the ranks of the elite. Mark has asked me to tell you that his support to the Nomads will come in two forms. Firstly as a Vice president he feels it is his duty to start playing again and give up that “silly golf” game. He has also pledged to donate a minimum of £5000 to the club. Whilst he doesn't have the money right now he aims to get it through a sponsored pole dancing session. Our Captain and local pervert has already said he will sponsor at £100 per lap dance (£200 if he can go naked).
Welcome Doc and we look forward to seeing you score a few runs and sliding up and down poles.
Most of you won’t have seen it yet but Hully has somehow got sponsorship for a new fully automatic computer based electronic scoreboard - yes the nomads are going up in the world not just in the mid-week league. It is I am told a smaller more portable version of the one they use at Trent Bridge. Well done Hully. Don’t’ forget the extension lead for the next home game!
This month we have a special Blokes section. I like to call it BLOKES ON TOUR
A prize for the funniest captions submitted before the next edition of the Nomads News will be on offer.
And finally a word from all the lovely ladies who make our club so special.
Guys – We love washing your kit every week. Please make it even more dirty and smelly because it gives our lives a sense of real purpose.
As the season gets under way I will be looking for some content contributions from all Nomads. It doesn’t matter what it: recipe for the latest flavoured ice cream, a joke about Michael Jackson, a moan about the pitch, anything…..just e-mail me some stuff.
That’s it from me for this month. It’s not that I don’t have loads to tell you, it’s just that I can’t be bothered. So until next month (or July whichever comes first) see ya